“Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks now”, says a wife, disturbing her husband, who is glued to the screen, enjoying a football match.
“Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a G.E. logo printed on my forehead? I don’t think so.”, is the husband’s response, irked by his wife’s interruption.
The wife confronts her husband with another problem “Well, then could you fix the fridge door? It won’t close right”
“Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don’t think so.”, replies the furious husband.
Growing impatient over her husband’s replies, the wife then says “Fine”. “Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They’re about to break”, she adds further.
The furious husband says, “I’m not a damn carpenter and I don’t want to fix the steps”. He doesn’t stop at that and even replies by saying “Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don’t think so. I’ve had enough of you. I’m going to the bar!”
Annoyed by the constant complaints of his wife, the husband goes to a bar, in a bid to relax. During his time at the bar, he realizes that he was too rude to his wife and even considers addressing her complaints. While returning home, the husband is surprised to see the flight of steps in good shape. On entering the house he notices that even the light is fixed. He then goes to the fridge to grab beer and observes that even the fridge door has been fixed. “Honey, how’d this all get fixed?”, he asks the woman in astonishment. The wife then replies “Well, when you left, I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either sleep with him or bake him a cake.”
“So, what kind of cake did you bake him?” asks the curious husband.
“Hellooooo… Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead?” was the wife’s fitting reply to her tantrum throwing husband.