A policeman happened to spot a woman on a street who managed to pull two heavy trash bags while walking.
One of these ‘trash’ bags was damaged, which resulted in bills worth $20 popping out of it and landing on the sidewalk.
The sight immediately alerted the cop and the man called out to her, saying “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.”
The woman responds by saying “Oh, really? Darn it!”. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer..”, she adds further.
Suspecting the woman, the cop says “Well, now, not so fast,” “Where did you get all that money? You didn’t steal it, did you?” interrogates the policeman.
“Oh, no, no” replied the old woman. Clarifying the policeman’s suspicions, the woman says “You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through a knot hole in the fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, ‘why not make the best of it?’ So, now, on game days, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his pecker through my fence, I surprise him, Grab hold of it and say, ‘O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.’”
The relieved cop laughs and says “Well, that seems only fair,” He then gets curious about the contents of the other bag and asks “OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what’s in the other bag?”
“Well, you know”, replies the old woman, “not everybody pays.” Could you imagine anything creepier?